I just love my newsletters from Quiltin' Heaven in Quitman, Texas. Especially the jokes they include at the bottom. Here's the latest one.
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
They have a colorful, well-designed newsletter and web page with the latest in fabrics, quilt patterns, and notions. To see this wonderful newsletter yourself, go to: www.stitchinheaven.com